Posts tagged Chat

Can I Take Your Order?

  • Barista: Hi. Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?
  • Customer: Good thanks.
  • Barista: What can I get for you?
  • Customer: Can I get a Tai Chi?
  • Barista: Um sure, do you mean Chai Tea?
  • Customer: (laughs in embarrassment) Oh yeah, I always screw that up.
  • Barista: Can I interest you in some Ninja or Jiu Jitsu at all?

Dinner Time Conversation

  • Me: BURP!
  • My Wife: Excuse you...
  • Me: Love you.
  • My Wife: *Chuckles*